Greetings once again from Matthew. This email should have gone out last month but the Doctor and I were busy skiing, zapping each other with our lasers, and drinking eggnog out of five-gallon plastic buckets. And procastinating. I was contemplating blowing off writing this email entirely and waiting until next month to send a newsletter, but what happened this morning got me thinking.
You know, I like things that are fresh.
Fresh snow, compared to snow that has already been skied. Fresh coffee, compared to coffee that has already been left to sit on the warmer. Fresh oats, compared to oats that have already been through a horse.
When I woke up this morning, I thought I'd have to settle for two out of three. Fresh coffee - easy! Fresh oats - easy! But fresh snow? It hasn't snowed in a week, and its been sunny and hot. I wanted to give up.
It got me thinking about a few patients we've had, who were resigned to having sun-damaged skin. "I'm too old," they say. "My skin is too far gone."
Nonsense! Its never too late for a fresh start. You might have to work a bit harder to get there, but everyone can have fresh-looking skin.
(Ha- do you see what I did there? In case you missed it, all expenses related to getting that picture are now a tax deduction.)
So, we're hoping you'll join us in a New Year's Resolution: Having nice skin. To help motivate you to make a fresh start, we're offering discounts for those who prepay for packages. We're making it simple. Our blanket recommendation for pretty much everyone is that each year they should get, at a minimum, a Zero Max℠ treatment (a combination of two laser treatments that requires zero downtime) and a Three Max℠ treatment (a combination of four laser treatments that requires three days out of the public eye).
These combination treatments will reduce brown spots and spider veins, brighten the tone of your skin, and tighten and improve the texture of your skin by stimulating collagen production. And there's good research that these treatments do more than make your skin prettier - they actually make your skin healthier and keep it that way.
So, if you prepay this month for both treatments, we'll give you 15% off. You can schedule them whenever you want. And, you can prepay for bigger packages too, if you want a bigger effect - also for 15% off.
As long as you're at it, if you pay for this year's Botox and Latisse now (at least three treatments), you can have 15% off on those, too. Cause I'm crazy!
In case you're wondering, my other New Years Resolutions include being nicer to my wife, and never leaving a task unfin